
From the Department of This & That.*
This & That: “Everyone needs to take a giant deep breath and understand what these (AI) tools actually do and what they’d don’t do. What they actually do is match patterns and they are skills amplifiers not skills democratizers. And they are not magic, in any way. You only get value out of these tools if you are a subject matter expert and looking to amplify your subject matter expertise to get higher levels of productivity — that’s the highest, best use.” – technology expert Shelly Palmer on The AI Download with Shira Lazar (www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhJuCNbbVbU)

Dear Di-A.I.-ary:
Ran into Uncertainty in the elevator last night. Again.
Lean, angular, all sharp elbows and rough edges in the cold light; dripping, as ever, doubt, unease, second thoughts, remorse, ambiguity, and regret.

Parrish: the Thought.
Sometimes, I find myself staring at the mural in the dark mahogany clubbiness of the King Cole Bar on East 55th, imagining a conversation with the eponymous English nursery rhyme character who’s commanded the room since 1932.
If familiar, you know the painting was commissioned by John Jacob Astor IV, paying the then-princely sum of $5000 to Maxfield Parrish, stylistic master and ardent teetotaler.

From the dept. of random connections:
Along with myriad gut-wrenching twists and turns, 2025 is also the poster year for the predictably predictable. On that score, we’ve reached “peak 65" — the year the largest tranche of Boomers, the generation that first arrived circa 1946, hits their commonly-assigned and socially-stamped "seniority."

Way To Go (Part 2).
So, there we were in our last episode, musing about the Wall Street Journal’s heartwarming tale of caring and compassion in modern medicine: “Obamacare Insurers Seek Double-Digit Premium Hikes Next Year.”

Way to Go (Part 1).
What do you do when:
The public narrative is toxic.
The policy climate is harsh and polarized.
The marketplace economics are bleak and trending bleaker.
The political calculus sucks.
And consumer backlash seems inevitable.

Let’s be clear:
Most of us think confusion is the enemy of clarity.
As an erosive antagonist, undermining confidence and intention.
But what if it was the opposite?

A tale of two AIs.
Stereotyping, polarizing, swastika-waving, hate-frothing; real fist-in-the-gut-from-your-black-shirted-former-friend kind of stuff. Talking, of course, about Grok, the Elon Musk-invented “chatbot uber alles,” launching a virulent antisemitic spew.

1. What if AI was less of an answer and more of a question?
1. What if AI was less of an answer and more of a question?

The Answer Engine Answer?
So, yeah, we’re all dialed into the fact that it’s always darkest just before the gloom; conditions where it’s well-nigh impossible to discern the nose on your face, much less the next step in the road.

Creative Matters.
This being the third week in June and, same as ever was, the Cannes advertising festival is sending too many of the wrong signals, in too many of the wrong ways, and to far too many.

Prompt and circumstances.
Prompt: what are the loudest sounds in the world?
AI answer: Tunguska Meteor (310 dB), Hunga Tonga-Hunga Ha’apai Eruption (150 dB), sperm whales (230 dB), rocket launch (180 dB), rock concert (up to 150 dB).


Strong brands:
Twist plots, shift narratives.
Withstand ambushes and assaults.
Dismiss distractions, cut through complexity.

Googley Eyes.
It might be laughably naïve, but waking up to a sparkling Memorial Day morning the thought bloomed that maybe, just maybe, this is the metaphor writ large.

Flush with success.
Sometimes I wonder if some flavors of advertising generally wind up as complete crap mostly because that’s what we expect.

Here’s a fun, maybe even slightly profound factoid:
Mark Carney, last week’s “who’da thunk” winner in the post-Trudeau Canadian face-off for prime minister, had exactly 5 more ticks on the campaign calendar than Harris had in her post-Biden presidential campaign.

Tatami wisdom.
In Walter Mosely's noirish Leonid McGill detective series, a 50-something ex-boxer-turned-gumshoe-cum-philosopher muses over what he calls an ancient Samurai expression about resilience:
Nana korobi ya oki. “Fall down seven times, get up eight.”

Not to change the subject, or anything.
But what say we talk a little about creativity, instead of the screwdrivers, pliers, wrenches, and AI paraphernalia that, in reality, are just means to the ends.
That is to say, tools.

Tariff Tsuris.
The hell with economic ditches dug out by erratic policy.
So, okay, there’s a temptation to talk about zigs, zags, and remote Pacific Islands with zero US trade facing a 10% tariff hit.